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1. about 14 hours ago on That is Priceless

   No, this won’t work as a logo for “Dairy Farm”. Maybe we should think of something else.

2. about 14 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Some comments from the 11/10/2021 posting (part 2 of 2):

   Another Take: Suzette finally figured out how Lauren Bacall got that big shoulder look but failed to realize that her clothes should go over the yoke. (Also, that she should ditch the milk buckets – stupid Suzette!)

   The Wolf In Your Midst: She listed her measurements on Tindr as 56-26-42.

   sparklite: “Ya know, if you wanted to make sure I couldn’t run away, wearing high heels would have worked, too.”

   Bilan: Wearing this yoke is one thing, but I will not put that bit in my mouth!

3. about 14 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Some comments from the 11/10/2021 posting (part 1 of 2):

   rmremail: Mary was exhausted after a long day of milking the almonds to make the milk.

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   Charliegirl: She’s had a headache every day since they implanted those boards in her neck!

   sparklite: It’s her own fault. She told the doctor she wanted to stick out.

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   Bookworm: Let’s face it. Being a milkmaid’s no joke. / Long hours, heavy loads, and dealing with folk, / Is work as hard as can be, / And by her expression you see, / Though she misses the punchline, she gets the yoke.

   pcolli: On her way to churn obyl.

   Egrayjames: “And to think I was denied a job at ’Hooter’s’. Everyone knows I’ve got the best jugs in town!”

   Buzzworld: The only French painting of a woman with jugs and no nudity.

   Reader: Wait – she’s not a milkmaid in the raw; she’s a maid with raw milk!

   Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss: Agribusiness decided it wasn’t enough just to have genetically modified crops.

   Call me Ishmael: Her face is a stoical mask / which attests to the strain of the task: / they could lighten the chore / by a factor of four … / is a wheelbarrow too much to ask?

   Call me Ishmael: I’ve been gazing at her for a while / having been drawn in by her style / her garments’ sharp creases / have blown me to pieces /- to say naught of her dazzling smile …

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   Linguist: Millie the Milkmaid dreams that she can can her cans and can canoe and canoodle with Canadian Can-Caners!

   *Solstice*1947*: Can Canadians cancel Can-Can? / Cantankerous canoeists can. / Leave the cannon, it’s holy, / you can take the cannoli. / Cankered cannibals canonize Cannes.

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4. about 14 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

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5. 1 day ago on Last Kiss

   Not to worry. The maid was her mother.

6. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   Somebody with dark hair snuck in? Is that allowed?

7. 4 days ago on That is Priceless

   I said I specialize in shiPs, not shi t s!

8. 4 days ago on That is Priceless

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9. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

   Some comments from 08/05/2019:

   Strob: “Obviously no one would ever marry me, so I created my family.”

   Baslim the Beggar: The little one is by far the scariest one. You just know she is the one responsible for dismembered small animals found in the neighborhood…

   Papared25: “Mommy, I want his liver…and onions on the side!”

   ccomebacktour: The family that’s POSSESSED together

   GoComicsGo!: “What we do as a family is our business not yours.“

   epaphus8: After seeing the original cast photo for “Pretty Woman”, the movie studio executives required a few changes.

   Call me Ishmael: In this household, where blonde is exotic / and everyone’s gaze is hypnotic / Mom cringes, Dad drools / and blonde Tatiana rules / in a manner that’s baldly despotic.

   Call me Ishmael: “We have ALWAYS lived in the castle…”

   PoodleGroomer: Stilettoes or poison?

   warjoski: Momma always made Alvin wear the pretty blonde wig and the lovely red dress. Momma never wanted a little boy. They’re so … messy

   Serendewi: So, you don’t call to say you’ll be late, then you sneak in at 3 a.m. by climbing the porch shed roof and jimmying the hall window, then you trip over the dog and step on the cat’s tail, waking and scaring the baby into a crying fit … and you wonder why we’re a little annoyed, Hermann?

   Kind&Kinder: Dear old, rich old Grandma, “If we knew you were comin’ we’d ‘ve baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake. If we knew you were comin’ we’d ’ve baked a cake. How-ja do. How-ja do, How-ja do.”

   Radish the wordsmith: Yes, we have a freezer big enough for a family of four, why do you ask?

10. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

    Painter: Remember – smile for the painting.

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    We are smiling!