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Original comments that I liked …
@Dogsniff: They’re wondering what he’s going to suck up with that little hose.
@Picto: Wait till they catch sight of your crevice tool. It’s enough to make a Venetian blind.
@Call me Ishmael: is that his participle dangling?
We’ve got to row faster! Somebody took a sharpie, and we are still in the path of the hurricane!
You standing up to go backwards … well; if that is your thing ….
But you can stop going “Beep … Beep … Beep” any time now.
At the first speed dating event, only two women showed up.
They figured … well, why not?
I was giving my hair a bubble bath when you said I had to come here quickly. What of it?
Although she agreed to a dinner and a show; she now wishes the dinner had taken longer.
When your shoes haven’t been shined enough to look up a skirt, it is best to bring something shiny as a backup.
If she is sitting, then you might as well put it back.
The phrase “Hold my beer and watch this” has been around for a long time.
@Call me Ishmael original response: Lookin’ fer luv in all the wrong places…”
People are changing “com” to “Com” and getting it to work.