I don’t like the looks of this!
I’ve learned to turn my scale back by 15 pounds when we turn our clocks back by an hour.
I went to the grocery store and I couldn’t pick up the heavy cream. However the evaporated milk was so light that I didn’t think anything was in it.
My wife yells at me when I suggest she cleans up the kitchen. Now I’m walking on eggshells!
He popped my balloon pet and accused me of blowing it out of proportion!
I saw her yesterday watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.
It’s all in the timing.
You take the circumference and divide it by the diameter. That’s how you get pi.
Don’t worry you’ll get stuffed.
The kid in the back row turned green with Envy, and his mother will be a Granny Smith one day.