There was a very funny satirical article about an archeological dig in an old Holiday Inn, complete with a long dissertation about what they used the various pieces of plumbing in the bathroom for….
She swallowed a spider, (that jiggled and wiggled and squiggled in side her), to swallow the FlyI Don’t know why she swallowed the flyI guess she’ll … — from a song made famous by Paul Stookey.
Bad joke….