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Simon Seamount Free

Cartographer and Poet

Recent Comments

  1. 16 days ago on La Cucaracha

    Monologue of the whale over Magrathea:

    https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/198068-another-thing-that-got-forgotten-was-the-fact-that-against

  2. 17 days ago on La Cucaracha

    When the alien turns on the Infinite Improbability Drive in his starship, one of those missiles will turn into a bowl of petunias that will grumble, “Oh no, not again,” and the other missile will turn into a whale who will question the meaning of existence as he plummets to the ground.

  3. 28 days ago on Ted Rall

    Since the only people who have ever been elected President of the United States have been descendants of King Henry II of England, DeSantis, with 4 Italian grandparents, has no chance of ever winning.

    Grin.

  4. about 1 month ago on Ted Rall

    Barack Obama through his mother was also a Plantagenet.

    But DeSantis is all Italian so he also has no chance of winning the Presidency.

  5. about 1 month ago on Ted Rall

    Since only males descended from King Henry II of England have ever been elected President of the United States …

  6. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Looks like Dakota has a future as an editor and a book publishing agent.

  7. 3 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    It’s not a pipe because it is a smudge of goop smeared on a flat surface in a way so it fools to the eyes into thinking they see a pipe.

  8. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “Do what you will, if you harm none”.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiccan_Rede

  9. 3 months ago on Scary Gary

    Beatrice and Wednesday are my Muses <3

  10. 3 months ago on Scary Gary

    I would love to see a drama series about Beatrice starring Jenna Ortega.