Recent Comments

1. 5 days ago on The Born Loser

   It’s not foreign language, it’s “drunk Doug Ingle” English.

2. 15 days ago on B.C.

   I kept waiting for someone to point that out. Hornets are also dog **** mean, and can sting multiple times. Don’t ask how I know that.

3. 19 days ago on Barney & Clyde

   When you don’t have a kettle to **** in, whatever you can find becomes a kettle.

4. 24 days ago on The Born Loser

   Some people tell mother-in-law jokes; I had one. Any stereotype you can imagine, any gag from this strip, she was it. I never bothered to talk back to her like that when she started in on me. I only stepped in when she started carrying on so badly she made my wife cry. That’s where I drew the line and asked her to leave.

5. about 1 month ago on One Big Happy

   This feels like a Jimmy’s Boa book.

6. about 1 month ago on The Buckets

   Men, if your thingy looks like the Washington monument, with pointy end and windows all around, see your doctor.

7. about 1 month ago on Bound and Gagged

   My wife once dropped her phone in the badger enclosure at a nature park. A park employee was able to get it because the badgers couldn’t figure out how to take a selfie with it and went off to check something else out.

8. about 2 months ago on F Minus

   Likewise. We pulled the plug in 2002 and watch what we want to watch online. Aside from not understanding a few late-night comedians’ jokes, we don’t miss it.

9. about 2 months ago on Barney & Clyde

   My daughter has been pulled over once in her life. She didn’t get a ticket but the cop warned her about speeding and reckless driving.

   She was on her bicycle. Everything the cop said was legit.

10. about 2 months ago on Bound and Gagged

    We once used a refrigerator box as a rabbit hutch.