It’s not foreign language, it’s “drunk Doug Ingle” English.
I kept waiting for someone to point that out. Hornets are also dog **** mean, and can sting multiple times. Don’t ask how I know that.
When you don’t have a kettle to **** in, whatever you can find becomes a kettle.
Some people tell mother-in-law jokes; I had one. Any stereotype you can imagine, any gag from this strip, she was it. I never bothered to talk back to her like that when she started in on me. I only stepped in when she started carrying on so badly she made my wife cry. That’s where I drew the line and asked her to leave.
This feels like a Jimmy’s Boa book.
Men, if your thingy looks like the Washington monument, with pointy end and windows all around, see your doctor.
My wife once dropped her phone in the badger enclosure at a nature park. A park employee was able to get it because the badgers couldn’t figure out how to take a selfie with it and went off to check something else out.
Likewise. We pulled the plug in 2002 and watch what we want to watch online. Aside from not understanding a few late-night comedians’ jokes, we don’t miss it.
My daughter has been pulled over once in her life. She didn’t get a ticket but the cop warned her about speeding and reckless driving.
She was on her bicycle. Everything the cop said was legit.
We once used a refrigerator box as a rabbit hutch.