About half of that 2.5% gets gobbled up by Medicare B. I know of one case where the COLA increase comes to a big, walloping $20 a month. Whoopie-freakin’-do.
How about if your water is fluoridated? We used to live in such a community, and we’d boil water in a pan, and eventually this gray-green crusty stuff would form in the pan. Purportedly, it was from the fluoride.
I suppose “The Unicorn” by the Irish Rovers would be too obvious. And it doesn’t have a happy ending, anyway.