That’s what unions are good for.
That warm spot is likely to be the seat of his pants! (I hope, I hope, I hope.)
The use life of light bulbs is almost entirely dependent on the number of on/off cycles. This holds for both LED and incandescent bulbs. I have one incandescent that has been in continuous use for almost 13 years. It is a 25 watt bulb that is left on 24/7/365.
Nobody has mentioned weather forecasting. Or … baseball (where a 35% success rate is considered wonderful.)
Would that make the badger “honey baked?”
I still keep an oil lamp in case of power failure. No batteries, will last all night and can be refilled easily.
Could she train him to chew with his mouth shut?
Actually happened to the one who would become my Lady Wife. Was in Spain, didn’t speak the language, had an urgent need. Crossing legs, jumping up and down, got her pointed to a public “servicio.”
“We sweaty mortals implore you.” Is that better?
Nah. That’ll buff right out.