Apparently, Santa knows what to give bad girls at Christmas.
Hmmm. So did Cecil just cheat at golf? Or did he cheat on Ethel and was discovered by Floyd over a round of golf with Cecil? Or did Cecil cheat on Ethel WITH Floyd? Interesting realm of possibilities left in that headstone! I guess the secret is buried.
Why are psychics never super-rich?
Add “…Alone” and it’s perfect!
Am I the only human alive who thinks Seuss is eussless? I never liked all those made up words. And that artwork! Sheesh! I think I’d rather just play with my Dali.
So did Sisyphus’s significant other just bring him a present?
I think she got scammed with that line before.
Is this profiling?!!!!!! I mean, just because those slices are from the darker bread is no reason to call in the cops. Guess it’s not wise for them to loaf around THAT kitchen.
Probably Publishers Clearing House. Once you get on their list, you can’t get off.
Mr. Light’s excuse is that he was just cruising at his normal speed. But don’t try to square that with anything. Could end in a Big Bang!