How is having to have a job to survive, good news.
In the comic world, everything is possible.
I do too, but it does not work on plastic tubes as they unroll themselves.
I use one of those plastic bag sealer clamps. I clamp it on the bottom and slowly wiggle it up to the top. It was easier in the days when the tubes were made of metal (rolled it up) but the makers realised we were getting too much paste out of the tube, so they made them out of plastic.
He sure went slow, in fact, he went so slow he never got to the second date.
A Collie has got to do what a Collie has got to do
They don’t actually weigh the same, but let’s look on the lighter side of the pun
Yeah, ’cos they only let themselves be seen by people with crappy old cameras or low definition smart phones.
But the Brits would never have dropped one in the first place, never mind 2.
You forgot to mention the US dropped 2 atomic bombs on Japan.