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Call me Ishmael Free

“What are the odds ?” “A fellow of infinite jest “/ Is no different from all the rest./ And I can attest/ That he’s not at his best/ when you saw a hole in his chest. Elderly, all too easily-amused, “leftish”. The earthly remains of a “fitness buff”, still trying to defy time and gravity. BIG fan of Joe Biden. Trump was a world-historical disaster. But you knew that…

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  1. about 4 hours ago on That is Priceless

    They’re up HERE!” Once again she averred/

    But again Herr Professor demurred!/

    “My back is a wreck/

    I’ve a crick in my neck/

    And my vision is terribly blurred!”///

    She tried one more time (twas her third)/

    The Professor a third time deferred/

    I’d just rather not/

    For there’s no cure (God wot)/

    For afflictions you may have incurred..”///

    At that point she abandoned her quest/

    “I’m offended ! How dare you suggest /

    That I am a w*0&€ ?”/

    Whereupon she crushed four/

    Of her moldering fruits on his vest.

  2. about 7 hours ago on That is Priceless

    They tell you that beauty’s a curse:/

    Maybe so, but in this universe/

    That may be what you heard/

    But it’s simply absurd/

    Rest assured that “ugly” is worse.

  3. about 8 hours ago on That is Priceless

    The Professor’s distinctive allure/

    Is one that will always endure./

    He may be unsightly/

    But that fact matters slightly/

    For financially he’s quite secure.

  4. about 9 hours ago on That is Priceless

    You may wonder just why they were wed:/

    “That match is a farce !” people said./

    Tis true that she’s “dim”/

    But it works well for him/

    She ain’t smart – but she uses her head…

  5. about 9 hours ago on That is Priceless

    “My eyes are up here!” said she:/

    The professor ignored her plea./

    But when she (growing heated)/

    Her contention repeated/

    He replied, “That’s where they ought to be!”

    Agree

  6. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    Very good, Csaw ! You know your “oldies”!

  7. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    “What distinction “ is supposed to be “The distinction “. The usual typo.

  8. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    As always, M.A., thanks for your labors!

  9. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    The withdrawal of glaciation/

    Has created a situation/

    Where the landscape is level/

    But rocks still bedevil/

    Agricultural exploitation.

  10. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    The reason he’s simply a sower/

    could be that his IQ is lower/

    than the average Dane/

    and he doesn’t feel pain/

    (On a Viking ship, he’d be a rower).