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Call me Ishmael Free
“What are the odds ?” “A fellow of infinite jest “/ Is no different from all the rest./ And I can attest/ That he’s not at his best/ when you saw a hole in his chest. Elderly, all too easily-amused, “leftish”. The earthly remains of a “fitness buff”, still trying to defy time and gravity. BIG fan of Joe Biden. Trump was a world-historical disaster. But you knew that…
They’re up HERE!” Once again she averred/
But again Herr Professor demurred!/
“My back is a wreck/
I’ve a crick in my neck/
And my vision is terribly blurred!”///
She tried one more time (twas her third)/
The Professor a third time deferred/
I’d just rather not/
For there’s no cure (God wot)/
For afflictions you may have incurred..”///
At that point she abandoned her quest/
“I’m offended ! How dare you suggest /
That I am a w*0&€ ?”/
Whereupon she crushed four/
Of her moldering fruits on his vest.