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They managed to link the candles on the cake to the lightswitch. That’s quite impressive.
Careful! That’s a >poisonous< snake.
I was about to ask whether that means Garfield pays Jon. Then I remembered this is a US-American comic and his “payment” is probably tips.
I definitely lost my last drop of facial expression.
Did Carrie read that before or after her killing spree?
They always say, their smoothie mixer unclods the blood, but that is not how things work in real life. It just does not taste right.
“Those faint of heart better leave. We are filming an ultra-gory movie: The Chainsaw Massacre! … Wait, what? … Uh… Uhuh… My propman just told me that we have to rename the movie for budget reasons to The Jigsaw Massacre.”
One of the reason why there are so few kaiju attacks in Germany. It is just too stressful for them.
With my most expressionless expression I thank you.