If you can’t get dirty playing with your kid(s) outdoors, what’s the point of playing with them outdoors (or at all)? Being a kid and having fun MEANS getting dirty, otherwise, what’s the point?
It’s still better than using it for your French onion chip dip.
No, I think the “joke” in this strip is the car next to #4, is a crash test dummy driving a crash dummy car
Why is Superman wearing Clark Kent’s glasses? Identity crisis maybe?
Let’s not forget the spotted owls that MUST nest in an old growth redwood tree according to the tree hugging, environmentalist whack jobs. Or old K-Mart signs according to everyone else.
Only if you’re stupid enough to put it in your crotch instead of a cup holder while driving.
Well, I found Waldo. Now what?
Huh, I always call her “honey” or “wifey”. And she’s ALWAYS right, just ask her.
With the advanced course, “Snappy answers to stupid questions 201 – Here’s your sign” taught by Bill Engvall.