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Got a few years to spare?Write up a list of things that couldn’t possibly exist during their time era.
Hey Biotech, get in line. Cure for Cancer has a much better payback.
Phony Maple Syrup has the sugar content we crave to jump start us in the morning.
Hope they get along with the Pilgrims. I heard they’re real S.O.B.’s
Is Dad packin’ a hip holster?
It may just be my imagination; but, I think we’re seeing a bit of Bill’s dark side. Boogie, boogie, boogie.
The ultimate reward. Living your afterlife with dogs of your choice. Heaven knows I miss my German Shorthaired Pointer. Keep waiting boy; It won’t be long now.
A liquid with fangs and claws. Would that make a heck of a highball? No hangover; just sutures.
I can see Calvin having a pet slug in his bedroom. Of course there’s an odor to put up with; but, I’m sure the slug will get used to it.
Calvin’s ol’ man must be a coaster wagon mechanic from hell; or, he buys them in quantity. Oh, yea, this is one of the few strips where he don’t wreck. But then, they’re not showing the complete ride. High-o’ silver away!