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John Falstaff Free

I was "Earl the crokydile scientest" for many years but that was a very old joke with my sister and it's cumbersome. John Falstaff is "Old, fat, lazy, selfish, dishonest, corrupt, thieving, manipulative, boastful, and lecherous, Falstaff is, despite his many negative qualities, perhaps the most popular of all of Shakespeare’s comic characters. "

Recent Comments

  1. 6 days ago on CowTown

    “Fries or cole slaw?”

  2. 4 months ago on CowTown

    I recognize those two! They were in “The Shining III!”

  3. 5 months ago on Fat Cats

    The magazine cigarette advertisements always said “When you must have a camel.” :-)

  4. 5 months ago on Fat Cats

    James forgot to mention the snacks, beginning during the toasting session, and continuing every 20 minutes until the whole group goes to sleep. (Which is when James probably starts cooking their breakfast.)

  5. 5 months ago on CowTown

    “Yes, Virginia, there IS a Bob and drone …”

  6. 5 months ago on CowTown

    ROFL! :-) (singing) “Here comes Mr Bill’s dog …”

  7. 5 months ago on Fat Cats

    Maybe three ghosts will visit Leo in the night. Until then, James, you’re more than welcome to stay with us for the holidays.

  8. 5 months ago on CowTown

    Dylan at the folk festival in ‘64, this guy in the modern day … actually, the “Dylan went electric” controversy in 1964 wasn’t music. He was playing at the American Dental Association’s convention, and announced that he had switched to an electric toothbrush …

  9. 5 months ago on Fat Cats

    I’m surprised Momcat isn’t making James throw the snowballs. And that Leo isn’t making James stand in as the target, too.

  10. 5 months ago on CowTown

    The homeless people trade them for bottles of rum. And I keep lots of rum on hand for trading.