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John Falstaff Free

I was "Earl the crokydile scientest" for many years but that was a very old joke with my sister and it's cumbersome. John Falstaff is "Old, fat, lazy, selfish, dishonest, corrupt, thieving, manipulative, boastful, and lecherous, Falstaff is, despite his many negative qualities, perhaps the most popular of all of Shakespeare’s comic characters. "

Recent Comments

  1. 2 days ago on Fat Cats

    Lighter-than-air is old stuff, Leo. All the COOL rich guys have rockets now.

  2. 3 days ago on Fat Cats

    That’s a classy waiter, I’m sure he was only pretending to have spit in the food.

  3. 7 days ago on Fat Cats

    I’m sure the sushi chef appreciates Leo’s artistic and graceful dining stunts.

  4. 8 days ago on CowTown

    How many accelerator covers can you get from each bigfoot?

  5. 13 days ago on Fat Cats

    Stunning vistas are always better with pizza. And Leo is right; Pizza is a perfect cure for boredom.

  6. 20 days ago on CowTown

    The older cookers are on sale—they have wifi but they don’t have bluetooth.

  7. 20 days ago on Pearls Before Swine


  8. 20 days ago on Fat Cats

    PS, James: once we establish the International Brotherhood of Leo Fatcat Domestic Employees … ah, Domestic Employee, then your shop steward can insist that management get you a handcart to carry Leo around in!

  9. 20 days ago on Fat Cats

    James, you NEED a labor union to negotiate employment terrms for you.

  10. 22 days ago on CowTown

    There’s the ’Made me laugh so hard coffee snorted out my nose onto my keyboard" award! P51Strega is on his (or her) way to a Lifetime Achievement Award! :-)