Well, she shouldn’t have been holding her hand at such an awkward angle.
I’d settle for not having to use Dulcolax
I saw number 2 1 st
Something in the way he moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Is that a self-portrait crashing to the floor, John?
That’s too bad, you might have had a lot of fun. After all you were only 18 and you had your whole life ahead of you. I guess at the time you thought you could spend your time doing something more interesting.
“She stole my car and left me a nail to drive”
Pretty thick apple juice