Why do I keep getting stuck between these hipsters and the glampers when I go camping?
Shouldn’t it be time for Tiffany to call Stef and show her the 3 men she has dangling at her will?
The wild ones roam through my town. My neighbor said one day they were on my roof.
Dr. Peter Venkman: The flowers are still standing!
They’ve also done the dine & dash. Let’s try that tomorrow.
Hey, when you asked to borrow my wallet, was the money in there?
Heartwarming, fake Jasper returns after 3 years to his Dad and 2 cats.
Sir, let me correct you, We’ve already cooked the food…now it’s under the heat lamps.
Throw it in a ravine like the postal carriers do.
I live in a similar spot, on the corner of “Best be Movin’” & “Get the Heck Out of Here”. Odd, they never say “heck” though.