Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

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  1. 2 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    So, Jason has been an anti-social little rat bag since he was an infant. I wonder if maybe his brain was starved of normal nutrition in the womb. Ya’ know, they way Andy prepares meals, there’s not much there to help a growing fetus thrive.

  2. 2 days ago on The Lockhorns

    You can’t buy alcohol at a self-checkout kiosk. At least not any of the places I’ve seen them.

  3. 7 days ago on Herman

    True story:

    Customer: I need a new windshield wiper.

    Counter person: For what kind of car?

    Customer: A Chevy.

  4. 7 days ago on Baby Blues

    She doesn’t look irritated to me. She looks pretty OK with it. She’s just letting Darryl know that she heard what he said.

  5. 9 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    Wallace, could you just one time not take it so far??? There are limits to everything.

  6. 17 days ago on Angry Little Girls

    Some days I only get out of bed is because there’s something good for breakfast. Otherwise, I might stay in bed until lunchtime.

  7. about 1 month ago on Crabgrass

    “He was lying. He was never switched.”

    Was he lying about the ice cream truck, too? I have a feeling that Kyle never speaks the truth, just as a matter of course. He’s just a contrarian.

  8. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    When I finally came to the realization that nothing was ever “normal” to begin with and that waiting for things to get back to normal was futile, my life changed for the better.

  9. about 1 month ago on Scary Gary

    It might be poliosis.

  10. about 2 months ago on The Lockhorns

    So now here is me, looking online for a recipe for “Gordian Knots”. I haven’t found one yet, but I will keep looking.