I think we’re getting a glimpse of the reason for his waistline problems!
they still have hairpins?
Your choice – let Doug have the keys and have a peaceful day. Or take the keys and don’t.
After reading Steve’s list of demands, I feel a little like cookie tossing myself.
Three would ensure you had two of one colour, but surely not one of each colour?
Ah, back to an absence of colour! Good!
It’s hives and the moon can’t scratch.
Actually, I think that’s every mother’s reaction to a hurt child. Guilty feelings that you didn’t/couldn’t protect him or her.