Depending on the dog food, the hash might be cheaper.
In my experience, that has to be dug out of the can with a spoon. Refried beans, on the other hand, often has a definite “shplorp”, and it really looks like dog food, too. The shplorpiest human food might be cranberry sauce, though.
Steal a police cruiser.
That, or the obvious alternative, is the excuse I usually make for people who are darting in and out of traffic crazily.
Cut to ETERNAL commercial.
You should only do that when camping, and bury it once you’re done.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
Don’t eat at Joe’s. https://youtu.be/eZlpyCdDEP4?t=379
I usually generate strong passwords — the name of my favorite vegetable might be something like vfK5#*kjh(s2AWv81<. And the answers are different depending on which site is asking.