Uh, Mittens, remember the one you’re insulting is the one who feeds you.
Anyone see the old (awful) movie, The Core. This strip is more accurate! In The Core, our intrepid scientists take a sort of submarine straight down through all the layers of rock so they can restart Earth’s core with an atom bomb. And I am not kidding. That is the plot!
They go to the nearest jungle WalMart for a fresh supply.
In fairness to ERB, I think it wasn’t until the 1950s that the true nature of Mars and Venus was discovered. Many, many stories had been placed on the hot, steaming, lush jungle planet of Venus. There’s even an anthology of stories placed on that Venus.
When Jon called for an appointment, Liz should have told him she was booked solid for the next ten years.
And coffee! I put cinnamon in my coffee, am drinking it right now.
How wonderful you adopted Cannonball! Nothing is too bad to wish on his owners who abandoned him. He is much better off with you. I wish you many happy years together.
Yes! Snoopy should give Woodstock the wig as a nest.
Cathy, since you don’t need more boots, you need to give the sale the boot.
Elvis, you chose the cardboard box, remember? The Woman remembers even if you don’t!