Why does he have a real table when he could have a TV tray?
Long distance. When the scammers call you from some distant country.
Does Pig have a job?
Really? I see people at the Y who have been working out for years. They still look the same, but they probably have a better than average resting pulse rate.
Is she out of batteries?
The farmers in the well.
The accelerating cost of education greatly exceeds any interest you receive on your savings.
Think how much you could save if you unplugged the tv.
It is probably medication or combination of medications your doctor prescribed. You can call and make an appointment to have it checked. He will probably be available in three or four months.
Your tongue will dry out and fall off if you keep it outside your head. (Look it up in the Diagnostical Statistical Abstract.)