If Donny Boy ever gets invited to the Kremlin, I hope he stands near a lot of 4th floor windows and drinks a lotta Vladyboy’s tea.
If the groundhog saw its shadow, that would mean 6 more weeks of grounding for snowball related antics. Maybe that’s why they call it the groundhog?
It gets more graphic in panel 4: there’s a three hole waiting…
The bouncer candidate needed to bounce the owner outta the bar when he told him to scram. That was the test, but he failed.
Methinks he reacted to the “Cheap” reference.
I see Todd, but where are the Monsters? And if the Heads are Talking, where’s David Byrne?
Neil Degrasse Tyson predicts that there’s a 99.999% percent chance they’re gonna end up hitting a solid object and go flying @ss over teacup. So, yeah, math.
If that wallpaper glue tastes better than my mother in law’s Thanksgiving mashed potatoes, I say gimme a spoon! Also, her turkey last Thanksgiving was drier than that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation turkey. It literally stuck in my esophagus! I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to induce vomiting to get it out. Gimme shoe leather any day over this.
“Caaalvin is made of liqvid metaaal.” There ya go, my best Schwarzenegger accent. My apologies in advance, as I “approach and board the helicopter”.
Sluggo is so slow, he wouldn’t even read that message as an insult. But I’m sure he’s not slow enough to mention that Nancy didn’t give His Majesty his pipe and slippers.