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  1. about 14 hours ago on Tarzan

    And then Tarzan mused some more, “Oh well. At least ‘Kitty Snack’ looks as good going as she does coming…”

  2. 1 day ago on Tarzan

    “What do I know of the Map of Ashra?,” purred Letha. “Let me trace it on your chest with my fingertips…”

  3. 3 days ago on Mike Lester

    Honestly, I’m perfectly fine with bespoke personal pronouns. Just so long as those who demand we use them have them tattooed across their foreheads. As a courtesy, of course, to make it easier for the rest of us to remember them.

  4. 3 days ago on Tarzan

    “Pfft,” replied Serrif. “The Blue Raja kill lions with only forks! And WTH, Wolf, you seem strangely enamored of this Tarzan character. What in the wide, wide world o’ sports is a goin’ on here?”

  5. 4 days ago on Tarzan

    “Freeze!” And then an embarrassing misunderstanding ensued. “Sir, what are you doing to that poor gorilla? It’s just a dumb animal; it doesn’t know the meaning of consent. There’s laws against that sort of thing. Disgusting!”

  6. 6 days ago on Tarzan

    Based on the way Wolf is mooning about, I’m guessing Letha isn’t the only one developing a crush on Tarzan…

  7. 6 days ago on Tarzan

    John Wick is to bad guys as Tarzan is to assorted African wildlife.

  8. 7 days ago on Tarzan

    “I am Tarzan of the Apes,” said Tarzan quietly. “I slaughter endangered animals for giggles. And I dig pits. It’s what I do.”

  9. 7 days ago on Tarzan

    Sucks to be you, Numa!

  10. 9 days ago on Tarzan

    As Tarzan swings into the trees, irritated beyond measure, he thinks to himself, “OK, Letha, this tears it. From now on, your jungle name is ‘Kitty Snack’!”