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Born of a goat, this unholy abomination appears to be the result of a forbidden union between man and beast. This twisted freak of nature, its human-like face crowned with a pair of sharp horns, its hairy naked torso balancing awkwardly atop a pair of cloven hooves, approaches unfortunate travelers under the midnight moon, and asks if they have read any good comics. Using its terrible claws to put on a pair of reading glasses, the monster apologizes for reeking of brimstone; it had spicy tacos for dinner.

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Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson

Recent Comments

  1. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It was used in “The Good Place”.

  2. 4 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It’s a poodle!

  3. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I guess you’ve never seen the 1974 nature documentary, “Animals Are Beautiful People”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_Are_Beautiful_People

  4. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Instead of being paralyzed with amazement at seeing a unicorn, people will mistake Marigold for an ordinary talking animal.

  5. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Mmm… hot buttered (uni)corn…

  6. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    That unicorn’s naked!

  7. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Metal + Meat = Meatal

  8. 9 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Time for Phoebe to do some crimes.

  9. 10 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    But then everyone would see his amazing teeth.

  10. 11 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    If Coolness is in a box, doesn’t that make the BOX cool?