Damon 2

William T. Goat, Esq. Free

Born of a goat, this unholy abomination appears to be the result of a forbidden union between man and beast. This twisted freak of nature, its human-like face crowned with a pair of sharp horns, its hairy naked torso balancing awkwardly atop a pair of cloven hooves, approaches unfortunate travelers under the midnight moon, and asks if they have read any good comics. Using its terrible claws to put on a pair of reading glasses, the monster apologizes for reeking of brimstone; it had spicy tacos for dinner.

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Human siblings have similar magic.

  2. about 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Thank goodness that wasn’t Florence!

  3. about 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I know someone who learned how to play chess from Battle Chess. He was disappointed to find out that, if one piece lands on another, there is no battle to decide which one stays on the board.

  4. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    (Gary Oldman .gif) “EVERYONE!!!”

  5. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    But what if you’re happy and you don’t know it?

  6. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.”

  7. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Love the anti-gravity mane.

  8. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Marigold can’t afFord to mess up her speech! …Aerostar!

  9. 8 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    When I sing along with the radio, I like to harmonize instead of just singing the melody.

  10. 9 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    They say you can never truly delete something from the unicorn internet.