I have been looking for my wire cutters. Has anyone seen them?
And a tot of grog as well, rrrrrr.
Stock broker calls 64 people. He tells half of them ABC is going up, the other half that ABC is going down.
Whichever way it goes, he tells 16 of the people who heard the correct prediction that DEF is going up and the other 16 that it is going down.
You see where this is going, after two more “predictions” he has 4 people who think he is a genius.
When I was a kid we always had our ice cream in a salad bowl. When I married my wife asked if I wanted ice cream one evening. Sure, of course. She brings me a little stemmed cup with maybe two scoops! Apparently that is how normal people eat ice cream.
You are all going to the same place, and you will all get there at the same time.
Dang, the last line should be:
“What does a yellow light mean?”
“What does a yellow light mean?’
-Rev. Jim Ignatowski
Their motto is “wait for it…”
Married 30 years and still makes rookie mistakes.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can’t.