I meant what I said and I said what I meant; I’m Horton the elephant, one hundred percent.
There are tulips in the garden; There are tulips in the park. But the tulips that I like the best, Are two lips in the dark.
Some 20 or more years ago, I was given a Christmas gift of a Tele-Zapper, a device “as seen on television.” When a robo call comes, it responds with a tone which tells the robo call that my phone number is not active and the robo call then terminates. It works for about 95% of the robo calls that are made to me. Still going strong after all these years. Highly recommended, if you can find one.
I believe he is referring to Santa Claus.
Nice Marlon Brando reference.
Tijuana weather forecast: Chilly today, hot tamale.
It’s “Pie in the sky, by and by, when you die.” By Reverend Ike, I believe.
According to Non Sequitur of Oct. 8, 2017 cashews are not nuts. They are something called “drupes.”
Maybe her tonsils?
You might live to regret that. It gets really boring in here. Lots of time to think, though.