That’s how USA Today feels now.
Might not want to mention ‘head’ and ‘cutting off’ in the same sentence in this case, either.
I may never eat buttered popcorn again.
I remember a friend pointing out once, he couldn’t understand why someone had ‘HOT’ ‘TIE’ printed on the ass of their sweatpants, then realized it should have been closer together for ‘HOTTIE’
And they still call it Carb Day, and no one has run carbs since the mid 1970’s.
100th running, nitwit, not 100th anniversary. They were shut down from 1942 to 1947 due to World War II and the track being a dump.
Based on today’s education standards, I’d say that’s just about right.
My mom actually left a bowl of Cheerios out once on the counter, and one of the cats peed in them. Suffice to say, yes, someone did pee in her Cheerios.