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Does anyone even remember the last time Garfield took a step that didn’t involve being fed?
Odie, Jon, you’ve lived with Garfield for decades at this point, you should’ve been prepared for that
I hadn’t realized it was his birthday, what a wonderful tribute to the man
And that’s a SLOW year by Garfield standards
If it’s any consolation Jon I feel confident in saying he cares more about you than he does Odie and Nermal
I feel like that might be an example of a back-handed compliment
He’d probably put the Hobbits to shame though
And you’ve not even mentioned the 7 meals and 18 hours of sleeping!
The greatest battle man has ever seen! Coming to cinemas soon?
Now you’ve said that Jon he’ll probably take longer just to spite you