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Elaphe Gutatta Free

Likes Pokemon Go, 2000s aesthetics, Neopets, and comics with animal characters. Displays these interests quite blatantly in just about every section of the Internet they're on. Doesn't align to any particular subculture or aesthetic. Is always confused, and might be possessed. Obsessed with all kinds of reptiles, ranging from tiny lizards and garter snakes to Rayquaza. Formerly known as Microsoft Snake.

Comics I Follow

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson
Perry Bible Fellowship

Perry Bible Fellowship

By Nicholas Gurewitch
FoxTrot

FoxTrot

By Bill Amend
FoxTrot Classics

FoxTrot Classics

By Bill Amend
Pearls Before Swine

Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Garfield

Garfield

By Jim Davis
Over the Hedge

Over the Hedge

By T Lewis and Michael Fry
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
Get Fuzzy

Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley

Recent Comments

  1. 5 months ago on FoxTrot

    It’s a preposition, but that’s not important right now.

  2. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    To a dragon, all humans are small. Regardless of the size of the dragon, they all have large presences.

  3. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Supposedly bestiary unicorns were based on rhinoceroses, and it’s pretty common to have unicorns compared to ungulates.

  4. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Maybe it’s short for Mœbius?

  5. over 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Yeah, that’s kinda the whole point of the joke.

  6. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    But all men are nuts, too. And enbies. Humanity in general is nuts.

  7. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Potatoes.

  8. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    A requirement that all wishes be granted to the exact specification of the wisher. And forcing the genie to not remember how many wishes I’ve done, so I effectively have infinite wishes.

  9. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The end’s always near. Maybe it’s like Zeno. It keeps covering half of the distance to get to us, but never actually arrives.

  10. over 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    a magical little thing called Unicode, of course! as long as your Control, C, and V keys are working, you can do it too~