but I was pro-caffeinating.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It was mugged!
Wiz. You’re un-frapp-ing believable!
I didn’t choose the mug life,
the mug life chose me.
Coffee: strength and positivity one sip at a time.
Why did the coffee go to therapy?
It had bean struggling with its grounds.
Maybe Andy can start a “Beer Barrel Polka”?
Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn’t care?
The Atlas Shrugged.