I always wondered where pea soup came from.
In the words of Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy: “What’s so damn troublesome about not havin’ died?”
Time was, a loss of freckles would be considered a good thing. Amazing how beauty standards change.
That’s the current trend, anyway.
He’s wasting away!
“Over the Mountains of the Moon, down the Valley of the Shadow . . . "
Or, if that’s too dark, how about: “You wink, you think, you do a double blink, you close your eyes and jump!”
Hard to believe Garfield’s already coming up on the big 2-8-0.
In the beginning was a Unicorn, and the Unicorn was beautiful. Fortunately, the mirror was not created until a few days later . . .
Some people like to “prove” how tough they are by eating food that makes their face melt.
Now, I like spicy food, but I don’t push my limits (unless I accidentally overspice when cooking). I want to enjoy my food, not wrestle with it.
Do not taunt the happy fun cat . . .