Follow me on Twitter @NathanMisao
Abby wearing a Freddy Kreuger sweater, and giving Michael nightmares.
The power of rice commands you!
I thought you were doing a Chekhov impression.
Well, carp-e diem!
His ice cubes are coming in!
I once worked for a company which had a suggestion box, but required that the suggestions be signed. And then they couldn’t understand why they weren’t getting any suggestions. (And no, I’m not joking.)
First thing I thought of!
Reason for morning sex: It’s morning, and we want sex.
It’s easy to spend time on a treadmill . . . if you’re wearing roller skates.
As soon as he said “expensive private school”, it became clear that he was bragging about himself, not his daughter.