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  1. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    If God had meant for people to get up with the sunrise, he would have scheduled it for later in the day.

  2. 3 days ago on Strange Brew

    The cops finally did find the suspect. He resisted arrest and the cops broke his left arm while subduing him. He still has the right to remain silent.

  3. 3 days ago on Strange Brew

    There was a murder at the mime convention. They are still trying to find the suspect. No one would talk.

  4. 3 days ago on Strange Brew

    He doesn’t know what to say at job interviews.

  5. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Here is some information about Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, if anyone cares to look at it.

    https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2018/jupiters-great-red-spot-getting-taller-as-it-shrinks

  6. 4 days ago on Mt. Pleasant

    Don’t Leave Your Records In The Sun

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3EPib5LWFo&ab_channel=johnny85er

  7. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired. – Mark Twain

  8. 6 days ago on Brevity

    Itsa no gouda.

  9. 7 days ago on B.C.

    That’s not Thor. That’s Clumsy Carp.

  10. 7 days ago on B.C.

    It would be funnier if they had Thor in the last panel with a bandage over his left eye.