Bake it, bake it, Sugaree…
My dog has two speed also. Fast and half-a$$ed.
Why didn’t his hair turn grey by the end? Trees don’t grow that fast.
Wash it down with a beer and you’re good to go.
If he were in Canada, we might be subject to his art on magic mushrooms.
Spicy sky raisins!
Yogi and Boo Boo have turned to the dark side.
All my dogs definitely have had selective hearing.
The beer must be working.