Boris johnson

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Recent Comments

  1. 8 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    How about a Mack truck?

  2. 16 days ago on Off the Mark

    Ahhhhh…..this a retake of an old classic! The original punchline went “I heard a loud bang and when I turned around he was gone!”

  3. 25 days ago on Frank and Ernest

    It’s an anagram

  4. about 1 month ago on B.C.

    Of course he got zapped, it was……..ahem……..fork lightning (I’ll see myself out, thanks)

  5. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

    Oh Poncho, there must be some style of swimming that you could adopt……..I can’t think……what could it be? Some kind of of paddle I believe……..

  6. about 1 month ago on Off the Mark

    Ready………aim………(you know the rest)

  7. about 1 month ago on The Born Loser

    Reasons why I love my wife

    1: She couldn’t cook to save her life

    2: She drives like a dodgem car at the fair

    3: She loves our dog with a complete commitment and dedication (and sometimes me)

    What more could a man want?

  8. about 1 month ago on The Born Loser

    She needs a big body to house a big heart………

  9. about 2 months ago on Working Daze

    Ayup, hence the reference to Inception……….and are you sure Jay didn’t eat some bad cheese before bedtime? :)

  10. about 2 months ago on Working Daze

    Ok, ok, this is really getting too weird. Next up “Ed – Inception” :)