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  1. 9 days ago on Strange Brew

    I don’t care how infinite the universe is, there are times that the distance to the next restroom become very, very important.

  2. 9 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    Does that make him a lamp ray?

  3. 9 days ago on Garfield

    These days that haircut would be called rad. (Or is that term now outdated and replaced?)

  4. 9 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Just tell the girls they will be having thousands of people watching them 24 hours a day, even before they put on their makeup and when they snore while sleeping. No sensible person would want that job. That’s why RJ & Verne and and have held their jobs for so long, uncontested.

  5. 9 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    Binging comics brings humor, and “laughter is the best medicine”. Time well spent. That’s my rationalization and I’m stickin’ to it. :D

  6. 11 days ago on Loose Parts

    I’ve long held this thought regarding the scene in Star Wars where Obi Wan hands a totally clueless Luke Skywalker a live lightsaber.

    “Oops! Sorry Luke, you were holding it backward when you turned it on. Let’s get you to the hospital…”

    ….

    (Notes that after more than 45 years neither Skywalker nor lightsaber is in the forum dictionary. Heathens.)

  7. 11 days ago on F Minus

    Shoulder hats are designed to hide receding armpit hairlines.

    Okay, maybe not.

  8. 11 days ago on Speed Bump

    And suddenly the entire neighborhood was awakened once again…

  9. 11 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    The glass is always full. Except in a vacuum. But then one would have to wonder how the glass got inside the vacuum. You’d think it would get stuck in the hose.

  10. 11 days ago on Strange Brew

    We actually already have “pocket daylight”. They’re called cell phones. Mine even has the ability to turn off annoying texts… from everyone. It’s my favorite feature. ;D