I don’t care how infinite the universe is, there are times that the distance to the next restroom become very, very important.
Does that make him a lamp ray?
These days that haircut would be called rad. (Or is that term now outdated and replaced?)
Just tell the girls they will be having thousands of people watching them 24 hours a day, even before they put on their makeup and when they snore while sleeping. No sensible person would want that job. That’s why RJ & Verne and and have held their jobs for so long, uncontested.
Binging comics brings humor, and “laughter is the best medicine”. Time well spent. That’s my rationalization and I’m stickin’ to it. :D
I’ve long held this thought regarding the scene in Star Wars where Obi Wan hands a totally clueless Luke Skywalker a live lightsaber.
“Oops! Sorry Luke, you were holding it backward when you turned it on. Let’s get you to the hospital…”
(Notes that after more than 45 years neither Skywalker nor lightsaber is in the forum dictionary. Heathens.)
Shoulder hats are designed to hide receding armpit hairlines.
Okay, maybe not.
And suddenly the entire neighborhood was awakened once again…
The glass is always full. Except in a vacuum. But then one would have to wonder how the glass got inside the vacuum. You’d think it would get stuck in the hose.
We actually already have “pocket daylight”. They’re called cell phones. Mine even has the ability to turn off annoying texts… from everyone. It’s my favorite feature. ;D