Eyeballs

Temnospondyl - I have my father's eyes... Free

Recent Comments

  1. 20 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    I watched a woman in a Walmart, with a new small room-sized garbage can in her cart, rip open a box of garbage bags so she could try one in her new can she was buying. It fit. What did she do? She threw the open box and the loose bag back on the shelf and picked up a new, unopened box of bags to put in her cart. I called her an a$$hole straight to her face. I’m sure she went home and told her s.o. how some guy was so rude to her.

  2. 2 months ago on The Other Coast

    That’s a tempting offer, but I bet he can’t wait that long.

  3. 5 months ago on JumpStart

    and what was the average pay per hour? Everyone wants gas to be the price it was 50 years ago, but no one mentions wanting their pay to be what it was 50 years ago…

  4. 7 months ago on The Other Coast

    Pets slow down as they age because they accumulate so much love over their lives that the weight of it actually slows them down.

  5. about 1 year ago on The Duplex

    “Tailgating me when I’m already going 30 over the limit isn’t going to make me speed up any more… And those flashing lights on your roof make your car look ridiculous.”

  6. about 1 year ago on Luann

    Brownies; as a Canadian, I can specifically get behind brownies. Those will mellow anyone out, even Shoog.

  7. over 1 year ago on Overboard

    I’m disappointed… A fellow knight should know that it’s required to address him as Sir Elton John, since he was knighted in 1998 with the title of Knight Bachelor for “services to music and charitable services”.

  8. over 1 year ago on Betty

    Ah, an American, right? Try something other than Bud Light, which is actually filtered through old sweat socks.

  9. over 1 year ago on Overboard

    A smart ice cream shop would have a dock for their water-borne patrons.

  10. over 1 year ago on For Better or For Worse

    I passed with one “mistake” — driving too slow on one of the streets through our town and thus “impeding traffic”. I’ve been trying to make up for that for the past 42 years.