That is EXACTLY what my wife would say to me pulling this kind of stunt. Unfortunately, she does not wear glasses, otherwise I probably would have done it a million times by now.
The little cushion at the very front made me think it was some sort of sewing device. The pins and needles are stored in the basin and the piece being worked on is pinned to the cushion. That way everything you need is right in front of you.
I would not be surprise if MIT has already answered this question. A group of students did a study on the effectiveness of tin foil hats. They used three styles, bowl, cone, and Roman helmet-shape.
I do not remember which one, but one of the styles actually enhanced the radio waves of a certain wave range that is currently in reserve by the US government for future uses. The students’ conclusion was the US government started the tin foil hat theory in a fit if of reverse psychology to encourage their use in order to secretly test the radio waves “held in reserve.”
I suspect you are either near a major metropolitan area and/or on the cusp of delivery zones between refineries.
The counties in and around a major metropolitan area have additional fuel taxes for things like mass transit and emission testing. If you are outside that zone, you will not have those taxes as part of the fuel cost.
Delivery zones are all about supply and demand for that particular refinery providing fuel that that particular station. Also, some refineries receive subsidies for using ethanol in their fuels, which reduces the price as well since most states have price gouging laws prohibiting the oil companies from earning a profit greater than a specific percentage of the actual fuel cost.
Conversely, some states have laws prohibiting fuel sales below cost. That is to keep the big oil companies from operating at a loss to drive the independent fuel companies out of business since the big oil companies can withstand a profit loss for longer.
Oh, I have the beginnings of a Plan C and a Plan D, but they are of better use for 2027. And there is also a Plan E for Emergencies which is not seasonally dependent.
It is a letter substitution cipher. I cannot read all the characters, but I think the third and fourth lines are something about the Earth ending.
Earth (something)
Earth ending
Earth (“finish”?)
Earth (a different something)