Recent Comments

1. about 19 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

   Or it lands directly in his glove and turns his phone into a pile of shards and a lithium-ion fireball.

2. 6 days ago on Baldo

   Haven’t had a TV in the house since 2002. The internet is enough of a time-waster as it is.

3. 10 days ago on Speed Bump

   Must have misplaced them when he designed the duck-billed platypus.

4. 13 days ago on Close to Home

   If the club goes a bit low it might take out the guy’s pants. That might be worse. Not to mention the divot that would go from that guy’s navel to his crotch.

5. 19 days ago on Pickles

   I was on the other side of the house when mom hollered. The next time it happened, I marched right up to her and overtly checked her forehead. After that, she got into the habit of checking her forehead herself.

6. 21 days ago on Pickles

   Once upon a time, my mom started hollering at me to fetch her glasses. So I run all over the place, looking in every spot she normally sets them down. Nothing. She’s starting to snap at me about me taking so long to do a simple task when I glance over at her, do a double take and holler back “Mom, they’re on your forehead!”

7. about 1 month ago on Ordinary Bill

   Dakota

8. about 1 month ago on Brewster Rockit

   Aren’t we already?

9. about 2 months ago on Liberty Meadows

   Follow the smoke

10. 2 months ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    Size 48 doesn’t fit. It envelops.