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  1. about 13 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    I suspect he’s never made the connection between “fish” and “fish” – the one being a house-mate and the other being a convenient and tasty fast food. They’re so different that he didn’t recognize that they are different aspects of the same basic thing… he just thought that they sounded alike for some of reason.

    He probably wouldn’t be able to recognize a herd of kibbles in the wild, either.

    He’s not so unusual, really. Consider how many humans these days think that meat comes into existence in the store as slices wrapped in plastic. They wouldn’t recognize a bologna mine or a top-sirloin tree if it bit them.

  2. about 13 hours ago on PreTeena

    Chicken? Spam? Fresh or canned?

  3. 4 days ago on Speed Bump

    He’d be begging for cash rather than table scraps, if that were the case.

  4. 5 days ago on 1 and Done

    I’m not sure whether even the fanciest high-end Zamboni is equipped to deal with that.

  5. 11 days ago on B.C.

    Poor Clumsy. Perhaps he was distracted rather than clumsy – listening to music on his primitive stone-age Walkman and not watching what was going on around him.

    The music? Would have been Ildefonso Aguilar’s “Erosión” I imagine.

  6. 13 days ago on B.C.

    I’m sure they draw him that way just for the halibut.

  7. 14 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Aluminum foil was traditionally used to wrap the head… back before the development of electrolytic refining, aluminum metal was rarer and more expensive than gold. Only the pharaohs were allowed to use it.

    We’ve come a long way since then – a very large number of people have adopted the old Egyptian practice and wrap their heads in aluminum foil. I doubt that the modern American political system could exist if it weren’t for this.

  8. 16 days ago on Close to Home

    Two words: catnip icing.

  9. 16 days ago on Jeff Danziger

    Yes, ‘tis an old story, rebooted with a new skin for a new generation which hasn’t bothered to study history.

  10. 18 days ago on PreTeena

    For situations like this, I fall back on a Bill Bryson quote my wife alerted me to.

    When asked if he’d be returning for another stay at a particularly deficient hotel, he replied “I would rather undergo bowel surgery in the forest with a sharp stick.”