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You heard it here first, and so did everyone else you’ll hear it from later.
If you’ve played Battle Chess, you’ve played regular chess.
I thought ignorance was no excuse.
They are at risk of combusting if they keep moving in the direction they’re going.
I don’t blame her. Things have been pretty repetitive lately.
This is the least weird context Millie will get for a long time.
Been that, done there. Can they cure decapitation?
When you don’t have a hammer, every nail starts to look like a puzzle from an adventure game.
There was a professor who was in the middle of a lecture when the siren sounded for WWII. Years later, after the war ended, the first thing he said when he went back to teaching was “As I was saying.”
Does Santa have a designated species in this world, or is it inconsistent and causes children to ask questions?
You heard it here first, and so did everyone else you’ll hear it from later.