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  1. 26 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Many, many years ago, in small towns that nearly all had outhouses, the verse was “Halloween apples, candy or cake. If you don’t give some your toil let will shake!” Some older kids would go about tipping over outhouses on Halloween night.

    This is a true story, where one older but not really old, loud, but yes loud voiced lady in our little town stomped right into our grade 11 or 12 classroom on the morning AFTER halloween and told the teacher she needed a few minutes to talk to the boys! She then lectured us severely about pushing over her outhouse Halloween night. As she stomped and screeched back and forth across the front of the classroom, she said, “I know darn well it was some of you boys who did it! I know, because my dog bit one of you boys!”

    Without thinking, poor Wayne, sitting in the front row, ( and who, by the way, was the quarterback of our high school football team) blurts out, “The dog never bit anyone!” I swear to god she leaped two feet into the air as she shouted, “I knew it! I knew it!”

  2. 26 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Many, many years ago, in small towns that nearly all had outhouses, the verse was “Halloween apples, candy or cake. If you don’t give some your toil let will shake!” Some older kids would go about tipping over outhouses on Halloween night.

    This is a true story, where one older but not really old, loud, but yes loud voiced lady in our little town stomped right into our grade 11 or 12 classroom on the morning AFTER halloween and told the teacher she needed a few minutes to talk to the boys! She then lectured us severely about pushing over her outhouse Halloween night. As she stomped and screeched back and forth across the front of the classroom, she said, “I know darn well it was some of you boys who did it! I know, because my dog bit one of you boys!”

    Without thinking, poor Wayne, sitting in the front row, ( and who, by the way, was the quarterback of our high school football team) blurts out, “The dog never bit anyone!” I swear to God she leaped two feet into the air as she shouted, “I knew it! I knew it!”

  3. about 1 month ago on Nancy Classics

    Three days until the milk in my fridge expires.

  4. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    Sounds like something the Smothers Brothers or the Limelighters would say.

  5. about 2 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    You just repeated an old joke, but you said it bass ackwards!

  6. about 2 months ago on Betty

    In the UK and other places they call a soccer ball a football, so you can dribble that.

  7. 3 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    When flipping a coin, there is a 50% chance it will land on heads!

  8. 5 months ago on B.C.

    I see trees of green, red roses tooI see them bloom for me and youAnd I think to myself what a wonderful world.I see skies of blue and clouds of whiteThe bright blessed day, the dark sacred nightAnd I think to myself what a wonderful world.The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the skyAre also on the faces of people going byI see friends shaking hands…… L. Armstrong

  9. 5 months ago on B.C.

    There is the story about all the dead crows being found on the freeway. Several were gathered up and sent to the university to be studied as to what was causing the deaths. It was found that they were covered with tiny paint chips from the traffic. Strange thing was that these paint chips were all from the large semi trucks. Finally an ornithologist explained why. As mentioned, the crows always have a lookout crow that watches as the other crows eat the dead cairn on the road. If a car is coming the lookout crow calls”caw, caw” . But if a truck is coming the lookout crow cannot say “truck, truck”!

  10. 6 months ago on JumpStart

    Right below Camp Kewkamonga