Hammie, Christmas would be even more interesting for you (and more enjoyable for Zoe) if your parents were to introduce a few European Christmas traditions to the family celebration.
I had never heard the term “dust bunny” before I joined the military. Then when the Drill Sergeant told me to be sure to get all the ghost t-u-r-d-s, I asked him what those were. He told me they’re dust bunnies in the Army. First, I had no idea bunnies joined the Army. And second, I had to ask him to explain dust bunnies to me.
Hey, if you managed to walk the skis through the snow to the lift, you might be okay on the slopes, Brad. But maybe not on Plummet Summit.