“And one day, they wake up dead in the easy chair.”
And these are the ‘good old days’ some people reminisce about.
Little does he suspect that she’s an undercover agent working to overthrow the patriarchy.
“Not the face! Don’t hit the face!”
Argh! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Double rations of rum for all hands. (Something to be happy for).
HA! Firing a shot over the bow of Pearls Before Swine, eh Duane?
(Background music playing)…..“Every breath you takeEvery move you makeEvery bond you breakEvery step you takeI’ll be watching you..”
The world is so full of sorrow and hate, it’s good to see some joy. “Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.”― James Joyce, Ulysses
Sewer gas? No problem. Light ’er up! Fire in the Hole!
Ms Wormwood and the Principal probably have a reserved table at the local bar and a running tab. That is about as spiritual as it gets sometimes.