The funniest closed captions I have ever seen were on a cooking show. The various kitchen sounds were described on the screen.
Whisking noises: Wsksksksksksk
Crinkling noises: crinklecrinklecrinkle
If she isn’t, we don’t want to know where he’s keeping the debit card.
Cache me if you can.
Don’t accept BitCoin. Actually, shouldn’t that be BiteCoin?
I can remember when cell phones were rare expensive items that were only used by people who worked in remote places.
Given the way that cats can slip through impossibly small openings, you’d think they’d completely understand how Santa can do it. Clearly, he’s a cat.
They look more like something you’d expect to find in hell.
It’s supposed to be Eden, I think, and the woman is supposed to be Eve.
My better half brought it home about a week before we were supposed to get our booster shots. At the time we thought it was a heavy cold. I tested the day before the vaccination appointment and the two lines showed up straight away.
Give me immunity from a temporary sore arm any day. That was one nasty “cold”.
Looks like a fly agaric mushroom.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger… Oh, who am I kidding, you are going to croak this afternoon…