Weapons of Mass Distraction
“Hey, wait, why is my bill double your usual price?”
“Because I’m billing for a pear.”
Musicians have been writing songs about that since the dawn of time.
The couch is strong with this one.
Will sleep for food
This is so thong. So very, very thong.
Hammie, your mom begs to disagree—getting you in the bath water is an adventure.
Nananananananana BOSS MAN!
Or the makers of the Weasleys’ tent.
Don’t laugh; this is not crazy given the current climate.