When I need to fall asleep I just read Moby Dick. Knocks me right out.
“Deyortsed eb tonnac Ihc-Olc tub deyortsed eb yam lessev siht!”
Your gonna want to wash your hands real good after touching that thing Ellie.
In this one there’s going to be a bunch of space marines and a giant queen tornado
“Mood ruoy ylno, ereh epoh on si ereht! Eno deriah-nedlog thgim uoy sa yrt!”
The day may come when the strength of men fails! But it is not this day! This day, We Fight!
Who else but Ellie? (Cue the wacky theme music) Also, dude, not cool ditching your date and leaving her with the bill.
“Nosmas nepo eye eno htiw peels…”