The last “zoo” I went to was more an animal farm. Most of the enclosures were so large one could not see the occupant. When my wife took the children to get some snacks, I sat down, leaning against a chain link fence. A short while after I got comfortable, something large came and leaned against me from across the fence. It was a cheetah that had taken a liking to me. I later asked one of the staff if the cheetah liked me as a companion, or as a meal. He told me the cheetah liked me as a companion.
Monday is the day of the Moon. Everybody moons about wondering what happened to the weekend.