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  1. about 22 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Here is another one. Blondes vs lawyers:

    A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

    He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for their staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

    Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”

    Not one hand went up… So, she took them home and ate them.

    There are two lessons here:

    1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

    2. Blonds aren’t as dumb as most folks think.

  2. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Norma and Sonia were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays.

    Norma said, "My daughter-in-law stopped making my grandchildren send their ‘thank you’ notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I always received a lovely `thank you’ note. However, since my daughter-in-law stopped making the grandkids send thank you notes, I never hear from them.

    “Sonia said, “My daughter-in-law never made the grandchildren send `thank you’ notes. I too sent them a very generous check. However, for the past several years, I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit.”

    “Wow,” remarked Norma. “I wish mine would do that.”

    “You can, Norma, you can.” “How?” Norma asked.

    “Simple. Do what I do.

    Don’t sign the check."

  3. 2 days ago on Andy Capp


  4. 2 days ago on Andy Capp

    Congratulations on 52 years together. Please treasure the gift you and yours have been given.

  5. 2 days ago on B.C.

    … and the goony bird takeoffs – watching them makes one wish that the birds could be equipped with JATO units.

  6. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Many thanks.

  7. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not
    A health-care expert was addressing an audience of senior citizens in Tampa, FL.

    He said “Much of the food and drink we consume is bad for us and can cause problems for many years.”

    Then he asked “But can anyone tell me what food is the most dangerous with regard to causing grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

    After a long silence, an elderly man in the front row raised his hand and said softly:

    “Wedding Cake”.
  8. 3 days ago on Andy Capp

    Look in Eldo’s reply.

  9. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Not during electrical storms.

  10. 3 days ago on Garfield

    The makeover didn’t make Jon look any dorkier than usual.