He probably won’t find a poisonous snake.
Now a VENOMOUS snake on the other hand…
Can she laugh, cry, or love? Robots can’t do any of them according to SpongeBob.
I love how this advanced alien spaceship has an old-timey radio speaker on it. I can picture the aliens talking like a thirties radio announcer.
Here’s the one that inspired the title of the first C&H book collection I ever owned as a child.
As explained in an earlier strip, it’s fun to scare creatures smaller than you.
I bet the signs WERE there and Calvin just ignored them.
I bet this slang will fade away in the future, which will make this comic even funnier as we get just as confused as Phoebe.
Pretty sure you can’t mix peanut butter and bubble gum together in real life due to peanut butter being oily. (In fact, that’s why peanut butter is used to get gum out of hair.)
Part of me made me want to try it myself after seeing this comic, while another part was afraid of the consequences.
I always thought this comic was just Calvin having another rant and insulting God, and it didn’t occur to me the joke was that they were eating chicken for dinner until TV Tropes pointed it out.