To coin a phrase….
Is this the stick that broke the Grandpa’s back? OR “Stick with me, kid, and we’ll go places!”
This night-rising lady does make / All the townsfolk here shiver and shake / To stop any biting / Or bat midnight flighting / The solution is just a well-done stake.
Of course not! They’re all INDECENTLY sized!
Certainly, but be careful of splinters. They’re no laughing matter!
Sure, right below the tail…gunner’s seat.
The thin carpet square on the floor / Kept one foot warm, nothing more / To heat up the rest / Though painful at best / Take a seat on the firebox by the door.
And oh, that neatly trimmed beard….
At least it’s a clean joke….