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  1. 3 days ago on Tank McNamara

    And the phone stays behind to guard the house….

  2. 3 days ago on Frazz

    I’m flying out to see family next spring. I made my reservations for the second week of the month. If there are still flights being cancelled at the end of the month, I figure most flights in the first week of the next month will be packed.

  3. 3 days ago on Over the Hedge

    I submitted ten entries to a pun contest, hoping to win a prize….. but no pun in ten did.

  4. 3 days ago on Tank McNamara

    The flyaway shirt front is a nice touch. Just like Gene Wilder’s in “Young Fronkensteen.”

  5. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    I ask people, “If you played poker without knowing the rules, what do you think will happen? Someone who knows more than you will have your money in their pocket.” Some of them get the idea.

  6. 3 days ago on Liberty Meadows

    And when they lick your face, you remember too late that they use their tongues for toilet paper.

  7. 5 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

    It depends on how thin you slice the lawyers.

  8. 7 days ago on Frazz

    Oh, definitely. To some people all it takes is four legs to qualify as a target.

    I remember going rabbit hunting with three friends when we were teenagers. We split into two pairs and separated. Three minutes later I heard ’There’s one!" and a bullet passed between me and my friend, who was about six feet away. I had to remind him that his brother was one of the other pair before he returned fire.

  9. 7 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    I’d buy a few dozen of the “arguing about politics” poppers.

  10. 7 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    And the people did feast upon breadfruits, and ourangoutangs, and breakfast cereal…..